I can make cliche quotations! Quote me please

I think its funny how inertia works in a personal sense. Spend long enough not doing anything and its really hard to want to do anything, even though you're very sick of doing nothing.

I would hereby like to start my collection of fortune cookie sayings with a simple apothegm

"Sitting on your ass is nice, until your ass gets stuck to the seat"

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This Is So Fucking Tragic

http://www.lhj.com/relationships/family/raising-kids/life-after-the-death-of-my-children/

This one line in particular fucking killed me.

"We write messages to the guest of honor on balloons and release them into the air, hoping they get to her in heaven."

I am not a religious man by any means but that image breaks me.

Even so, the cynic in me reminds me that every day people are needlessly killed...and that we the American people pay for it to happen. 20+ ppl killed per day in the mexican drug war and counting! Holla!

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